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Month: January 2021

Total 26 Posts

Twisted Liberal Logic

I can hear you already.  You’re going to tell me that there is no such thing as Liberal Logic.  I used to agree with you.  But Liberals have invented a new type of “logic” that they use to defend their causes.  What I’m talking about isn’t what you’d call “circular

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Biden, COVID-19 and Uranus

Now you can listen to this article on The PonkaBlog Podcast! I’m not a person who normally buys into conspiracy theories.  You know what I’m talking about.  I’m talking about the crazy scenarios that people invent to connect otherwise unconnectable events.  While I do believe the government keeps us in

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(Still) Virus Free

If you believe the experts, I should have had COVID-19 by now.  Because I haven’t bought into the COVID panic, and I don’t take any precautions.  I don’t social distance and I don’t wear a mask while driving my car, walking my dog or riding my bike.  In fact, the

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A Lesson From An Old Dog

Yup.  That’s really my dog.  Her name is Souvie and it’s short for Souvenir.  My wife was visiting her brother in the New Mexico desert when this tiny little puppy wandered over to them.  She weighed about six pounds and still had her baby teeth.  Somebody had dumped her off

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The Magic Date

Late last summer, I jokingly told my dad that the virus would magically disappear on November 4th because that was the day after the election.  Looking back, I can see I was a bit naïve.  The magic date wasn’t November 4th, it was January 20th. You see, if the virus

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He’s No Donald Trump

Back in August, I challenged “friends” who proclaimed to be Democrats to tell me why on earth they would vote for Joe Biden.  I asked them to tell me what, specifically, about his policies they believed would make him the best candidate for President of the United States.  I sincerely

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Let Girls Be Girls

I’m about to say something that’s likely to trigger a lot of people: Boys and girls are not the same. There.  I said it.  It doesn’t seem like that should be controversial, but apparently it is. Let’s continue. If you stood a boy and a girl side-by-side and asked anyone

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MAMA

I can predict the future.  It’s not difficult and nearly everyone can do it.  Hell, my dog can even do it.  If you’ve ever caught something tossed your way, then you’ve predicted the future too. Allow me to explain. Now, some people couldn’t catch a ball if their life depended

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Stop Poking the Bear

Now that the inauguration is behind us, the Left is crying loudly for unity.  But, as we all know, talk is cheap.  It’s actions that matter.  And, it appears to me that our new leaders have no idea how to actually unify us.  So, I’m going to help them.  Think

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Bescumber

I learned a new word last week and it has quickly climbed the ranks to be my most favorite word.  That word is “bescumber”. It’s a wonderful word.  I like the way it sounds.  Say it with me…bescumber. Having grown up on a dairy farm, I bescumbered for years and

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