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Bescumber

I learned a new word last week and it has quickly climbed the ranks to be my most favorite word.  That word is “bescumber”.

It’s a wonderful word.  I like the way it sounds.  Say it with me…bescumber.

Having grown up on a dairy farm, I bescumbered for years and didn’t even know it.  Most politicians are prolific bescumberers.

In a nutshell, bescumber is a two-dollar word that means to spread excrement.

The Democrats have been bescumbering for…well…for as long as I can remember.  But let’s focus on the recent past and look at their bescumberance of just the last few years.

  • Trump colluded with Russia.
  • Trump is a racist.
  • Racist police are hunting black men.
  • All cops are bastards.
  • A man taking a lethal dose of fentanyl is somehow not at least partially responsible for his own death.
  • Some Black Lives Matter.
  • Everything is racist.
  • Out of nearly 100 million people who could legally become president of the United States, Joe Biden is the best choice.
  • A criminal is someone you should be proud of.
  • You won’t catch a virus if you support a Liberal cause, but you will if you support a Conservative one.
  • It’s OK to loot a Target store as a form of protest.
  • Joe Biden’s mental acuity is 100%.
  • Unintelligible nonsense spouted by Biden is just Joe being Joe.
  • ANTIFA is an idea.
  • It’s OK to destroy small businesses if we can just save a single life.
  • Pulling votes out from beneath a table is normal.
  • There was no cheating in the 2020 election.
  • Joe Biden got more votes than any other candidate in history.
  • Some censorship is OK.
  • ANTIFA wasn’t involved in the Capitol riot.
  • Hillary: Trump probably called Putin while the Capitol was being attacked.
  • The lives lost during the protests on Jan 6th are more important than the lives lost during the ANTIFA/BLM protests.

Honestly, I can’t think of a single thing that Democrats said or did over the past four years that wasn’t just bescumberance. 

Democrats have been working since 2016 to win back the White House.  Instead of relying on honesty, integrity and honor, they simply bescumbered.

If the Democrats were willing to spread all that shit when they were trying to get people to vote for them, just imagine what it will look like now that they don’t have to pretend to care what we think.

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