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Sargent Schultz of the FBI

There was a sitcom in the 1960’s called “Hogan’s Heroes”.  It was set in a Nazi German POW camp.  Yes, I said sitcom and I said POW camp.  The show ran for 168 episodes and is a good reminder that there was a time when Americans were allowed to find humor in even the worst of things. 

The show centered around Colonel Robert Hogan, an American “prisoner of war” who was running a spy/smuggling organization inside camp Stalag 13, right under the noses of those in command.  One of those characters was a lovable (yes lovable) German guard named Sargent Schultz. 

Schultz was an inept bumbler who knew something was going on but didn’t care enough to figure out what.  He would often “investigate” by simply looking the other way when Colonel Hogan and his crew were up to their shenanigans.  Even when presented with undeniable evidence that Hogan was up to no good, Schultz would walk away exclaiming [imagine a really bad German accent], “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

These days, when I think of the FBI, Sargent Schultz comes to mind.  There are so many examples of times where the FBI has “investigated” something by simply looking the other way.  Even when presented with undeniable evidence that someone is up to no good, they don’t see it.

Many of us have seen the video from the State Farm Convention Center in Atlanta where ballots were pulled from beneath a table and counted after observers had been chased away.  However, the FBI “investigated” and was unable to find any evidence of election fraud. 

Instead of a thorough investigation, and subsequent explanation, of what we all saw with our own eyes, their talking head said essentially, “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

In fact, the FBI has come to the conclusion that there was no evidence of election fraud at all. 

  • Ballots in Philadelphia trucked in the back door after hours: “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”
  • Election laws illegally changed at the 11th hour: “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!” 
  • Voting machines magically switching votes from Trump to Biden: “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”
  • Election officials coerced into certifying the votes: “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”
  • Elections observers physically stopped from observing: “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

I for one would like to know how they came to the conclusion that there’s nothing to the items listed above (and there are plenty more that aren’t listed).  In the absence of reasonable explanations, of which there has been none presented, I can only assume that they didn’t bother to look at all.

But the pattern doesn’t stop with election fraud.  Many of us have also seen the videos of what happened on January 6th at the Capitol.  We’ve seen the selfies posted by known members of ANTIFA/BLM standing just a few feet from where Ashli Babbitt was shot and killed.  Yet the FBI claims to have found no evidence that ANTIFA/BLM were involved.  “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

Then there’s Hunter Biden’s laptop filled with child porn and other evidence of wrongdoing by Hunter and the Biden family.  The FBI had the laptop in their possession for more than a year.  What was the result? “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

And it doesn’t stop with the FBI.  When asked to consider the mountain of evidence of election fraud, the Supreme Court simply said “no”.  In essence, they said to the people whose rights they’ve sworn to protect, “I see nothing, I know NOTHING!”

Schultz saw nothing because he didn’t look.  He knew nothing because he chose not to.  And, while that might be funny when a make-believe character does it, it’s not funny in real life. 

Because real life isn’t make-believe and justice isn’t a comedy.  The FBI and the Supreme Court are supposed to be the guardians of our freedom.  When they choose to not to see, it’s nothing short of tragic. 

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