Supplemental Religion

Have you ever run into a situation where your current religion doesn’t go quite far enough? Maybe you’ve found yourself facing things your existing religion doesn’t cover. Or, perhaps you wish that you had just a little more religion, in case the unexpected happens.

If you’re one of the tens of millions of Americans who wish they had a religious exemption for some silly governmental regulation, we’ve got you covered. Introducing ReliGap™, the world’s first, and only, supplemental religion.

With ReliGap™, you keep your existing religion and continue to believe everything you currently believe. Then, ReliGap™ kicks in when you run across a situation that your primary religion doesn’t cover.

How It Works

Say, for example, that you don’t want to be injected with an experimental drug. But, your existing religion doesn’t cover that situation. If you’re not covered by ReliGap™, that’s where your sad story ends.

It’s for times like this when you need ReliGap™.

One of the main tenets of ReliGap™ is that we reject the use of any vackseen that induces symptoms worse than the disease it’s supposed to prevent. That’s something most religions won’t cover. But, with ReliGap™, you’ll have the religious exemption that let’s you happily continue your life without some man-made spike protein floating around forever in your body…I mean…temple.

For a low monthly fee…err…donation, you can say you totally believe in the teachings of ReliGap™, in addition to the teachings of your normal, everyday religion. The beauty of ReliGap™ is that you don’t have to change a single thing you’re doing right now.

ReliGap™ doesn’t replace your existing religion, it’s just there in case you need it. In fact, ReliGap™ only provides supplemental religion coverage. You’ll still need a primary religion to cover stuff like “thou shalt not kill” and that thing about coveting your neighbor’s wife.

ReliGap™ can be used with all other religions. Whether you’re a Lutheran, Catholic, Muslim, Jew, Pastafarian or whatever, ReliGap™ will seamlessly, and effortlessly, integrate with your existing religion to provide the coverage you need, when the God you pray to won’t.

Infinitely Flexible…Perpetually Relevant

We know that not every supplemental religion can anticipate every situation. But with ReliGap’s™ “Dynamic Dogma” feature (patent pending), you can rest assured that you’ve got the most flexible, and politically relevant, supplemental religion available.

Here’s an example of Dynamic Dogma in action:

Let’s say your employer has a ridiculous policy where you’re forced to use “preferred pronouns” when referring to someone with gender dysmorphia. If that’s the case, it’s quite likely there are other people who are also in a similar situation.

Customers…oops…followers of ReliGap™ can work together to crowdfund the evolution of the ReliGap™ doctrine by starting a GoFundMe page supporting the belief that “they/them” are plural pronouns and not singular.

If enough people donate a large enough sum of money to us, we’ll modify the beliefs of ReliGap™ to cover this new situation. And, just like that, ReliGap™ will provide you with a religious exemption from having to use “they/them” to describe him/her/it.

Let’s Get Started!

Don’t spend another minute without the safety and security provided by ReliGap™, the world’s first supplemental religion.

Still unsure? Act now and we’ll give you a special dispensation allowing you free 30-day access to our ReliGap™ app, which we’re calling “ReliGapp”. [Note: I know it’s confusing since ReliGap™ and ReliGapp sound exactly the same. But we found out too late that our marketing consultants were also the idiots responsible for naming BLM and ANTIFA.]