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MAMA

I can predict the future.  It’s not difficult and nearly everyone can do it.  Hell, my dog can even do it.  If you’ve ever caught something tossed your way, then you’ve predicted the future too. Allow me to explain. Now, some people couldn’t catch a ball if their life depended

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Stop Poking the Bear

Now that the inauguration is behind us, the Left is crying loudly for unity.  But, as we all know, talk is cheap.  It’s actions that matter.  And, it appears to me that our new leaders have no idea how to actually unify us.  So, I’m going to help them.  Think

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Bescumber

I learned a new word last week and it has quickly climbed the ranks to be my most favorite word.  That word is “bescumber”. It’s a wonderful word.  I like the way it sounds.  Say it with me…bescumber. Having grown up on a dairy farm, I bescumbered for years and

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Philosophical Racism

Apparently, the unofficial slogan in Ventura County California is “We’re not the San Fernando Valley”.  It can’t be widely known because I’ve lived here for over 10 years and have never heard of it before today.  I also learned today that somehow the unofficial slogan is racist. It seems that

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Hard Scrabble

I used to play Scrabble with my mom.  We lived in different states so we played together online.  Over the years we played dozens of games against each other.  And it was hard.  I lost nearly every time.  Either my mom was pretty good at playing Scrabble or she cheated. 

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